emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation 

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

"What’s our stop?"

"You’ll get off when I tell you to."

(via laughcentre)

collegehumor:

Freshman-O-Vision - Things look a little different when you’re a freshman… 

Even more Drunk-O-Visions & Porn-O-Visions

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

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aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

(via laughcentre)

miss-sassmaster:

Above is my drawing of the subclavian artery branches and below is the axillary artery branches complete with their own dirty mnemonic. Study with me friends.

(via premedmotivation)

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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(via uglypnis)

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

thatfunnyblog:

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(Source: whenincambridge, via facegroper)

This pretty lady is amazing, wonderful, and the most patient person I’ve ever met. She makes me smile when I don’t want to, laugh when I need to, and brings me back to life when I need to. I made the best decision if my life when I put a ring on it.

When my patient gets poor advice from her family…

studentmiddie:

whatshouldwecalllaboranddelivery:

While they’re in the room I’m like:

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When morbidly obese patient’s family brings them chips and Coke……

danieljlayton:

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

The ending is worth clicking for.

(via mtnde-w)

somethingsmellsfishey:

This is so pleasing

(via centralscience)

musica-mundana:

sit-back-relax-relapse:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

That’s a shark

(via laughcentre)

tastefullyoffensive:

Cookies will find a way. [via]